WHAT THE DESHI?

Two days ago,Fudge Tv sent me to China's very own imaginary land, called " IMAGINARY LAND." I was send to interview the legendary creature,that harm the village and started the Chinese new year itself, Mr NIAN.
According to legend, in ancient China,the Nian,was a man-eating beast from the mountains, which came out every 12 months somewhere close to winter to prey on humans. The people later believed that the
Nian was sensitive to loud noises and the colour red, so they scared it away with explosions, fireworks and the liberal use of the colour red.
So how have u been Mr Nian?
"roar -.-"
Believe it or not,I saw Mr NaBei at imaginary land too.
What are u doing here?
"Eh what? cannot ah? Funny isit? Go rub your head lah talk so much."
After that i believe he hurried back to Singapore and run back to TeckWhyeSec.
Mr ChiBye called.
"EH SIALAH,WHY GOT 1 PERSON WEAR FAKE HEAD SIA?SCARING THE SEC 2 ONLY...WHO SIA?NABEI..-.- "
"youjustsaidtheanswer."
Today is New Years eve. when i was taking the Mrt.I realize that most of the people on board was indians. Was my theory right? My theory about increasing Indians.Are they really over populated in Singapore? Or it's just pure bad luck? I mean,what are the chances of getting on board and more then half or them are Indians.Are they pulling a prank to scare us? Isit 1st of April in their calender?



Fudge tv news-Dickhead Wong-