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NI HAO! I AM PIN HAO!, 17 this year on 21st 1o 2oo9 PROUD.Currently in TeckWhye Sec, Sec 5 this year. I LOVE to joke. Some are just lame, but laugh okay? And so, Leave me a Tag wouldya? I hope you have something to write. GENTLEMEN ARE GAY! Fhiez |
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Singapore is going to be called the small-black-dot soon. Atleast 200 foreign talents from Bangladesh have been "Transported" to Singapore daily.By the year 2035,there will be 2 million of them.THEY WILL BE EVERY WHERE!The increasing number of Bangla over the years worried the Government."In the near future,they will be included in the dictionary under the word PEST."said Mr Pringles (Also known as Silverm).Minister of Increasing Things (MOIT) . The Singapore Pest Management Association voted on Friday to strong warnings to the president of Bangladesh to stop sending their own kind to Singapore. Chinese,Malays,Indians and Eurasians.4 IS ENOUGH! YOU WANT US TO INCLUDE BANGLA THEN U HAPPY ISIT? "Class? Do u know want are the multi racial groups in Singapore?" "CHINESE,MALAYS,INDIANS,EURASIANS AND BANGLADESHI =D" It just doesn't sound right. The MOIT also scared that one day the Bangla will strike back and bring down Singapore with their over-population. "The world will end when a thousand Bangla jump down from a building.DARKNESS FALL!!" Said Mr ChiBye. "When ten thousand Bagla runs a marathon,we will be sept away by the black water tsunami." Said Mr AssHole. "Eh shutup and do your work lah" said Mr Nabei. Fudge tv news-Dickhead Wong- BREAKING NEWS! FAIRY IS GOD DAMN REAL! According to FARS(Fairy are real suckers!),they have proven that Fairy really exist! Fairy are really a mutated Fly. Fairies are generally described as human in appearance and having magical powers. And...flies are insects. So how can they be related?  Compare the fairy to the fly.. DOESN'T EVERYTHING RESEMBLES?! So by using this 2 evidence,it have been proven that fairies really exist . Some people even say that flies are mutated fairies! But everybodys knows that just rubbish. And ya...unicorns are mutated horse..and dragons are mutated worms...not snakes..WORMS...and phoenix just doesn't exist. "I ,GEORGE BUSH ,AM ACTUALLY AN OGRE" said Juraimi and i almost crap my pants. Fudge tv news-Dickhead Wong- |