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NI HAO! I AM PIN HAO!, 17 this year on 21st 1o 2oo9 PROUD.Currently in TeckWhye Sec, Sec 5 this year. I LOVE to joke. Some are just lame, but laugh okay? And so, Leave me a Tag wouldya? I hope you have something to write. GENTLEMEN ARE GAY! Fhiez |
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WHAT THE DESHI?
Two days ago,Fudge Tv sent me to China's very own imaginary land, called " IMAGINARY LAND." I was send to interview the legendary creature,that harm the village and started the Chinese new year itself, Mr NIAN. According to legend, in ancient China,the Nian,was a man-eating beast from the mountains, which came out every 12 months somewhere close to winter to prey on humans. The people later believed that the Nian was sensitive to loud noises and the colour red, so they scared it away with explosions, fireworks and the liberal use of the colour red. So how have u been Mr Nian? "roar -.-" Believe it or not,I saw Mr NaBei at imaginary land too. What are u doing here? "Eh what? cannot ah? Funny isit? Go rub your head lah talk so much." After that i believe he hurried back to Singapore and run back to TeckWhyeSec. Mr ChiBye called. "EH SIALAH,WHY GOT 1 PERSON WEAR FAKE HEAD SIA?SCARING THE SEC 2 ONLY...WHO SIA?NABEI..-.- " "youjustsaidtheanswer." Today is New Years eve. when i was taking the Mrt.I realize that most of the people on board was indians. Was my theory right? My theory about increasing Indians.Are they really over populated in Singapore? Or it's just pure bad luck? I mean,what are the chances of getting on board and more then half or them are Indians.Are they pulling a prank to scare us? Isit 1st of April in their calender? Fudge tv news-Dickhead Wong- LONG LOST BROTHERS REUNITED. We have all heard about the Bigfoot and the Yeti.But have you ever though that how similar both of them look like? Bigfoot, also known as Sasquatch(i have no idea how they came up with that), is sometimes described as a large, hairy , I mean HAIRY, 2 legged walking beast.Some says that Bigfoot great grand father was a ugly prince that end up marrying a beautiful princess. Sounds familiar? He can be found Somewhere in the Pacific Northwest.Somewhere also sells the best pancakes in the world. The Yeti.That looks exactly like the Bigfoot.He could be found at the top of Mount Everest. Both of them lives so far apart.But how can they be brothers? LONG LOST BROTHERS? Compare this 2 photo from FARS.   Don't they look exactly the same?! FARS have once proven that bigfoot and yeti are real and they are long lost brothers."Their parents are the Beauty and the Beast.And ya..THEY ARE REAL TOO. Anyway,after the princess give birth to them,the bigfoot was named Ying and Yeti was named Yang.The princess was so horrified after she saw her baby faces and order the servants to killed them immediately.But the Beast find them kinda cute so he told the servants to bring them to both ends of the worlds.The princess never knew they have survived." said the President of FARS. "WE BELIEVE IN THEM TOO! NOT ONLY FAIRIES!" FARS have been trying to collect fund so that they could bring the brothers together.But eventually,no one believe in them.They also have been trying to climb up Mount Everest but its too high.And trying to find the Bigfoot but Somewhere in Pacific northwest is just too huge. All the best to FARS. If u want to donate some money to FARS, please call THEY-ARE-REAL.8439-273-7325. Fudge tv news-Dickhead Wong- |
